Well, here we are again at the end of yet another workweek … and yet, just look at what has happened to these guys and gals…
In the Tuskegee National Forest, Alabama, Abubakar Tahiru, 29, has set a new world record…
This Interactive Map ranks every county in America from drunkest to driest...
In Dickson, Oklahoma, Wayne and Lindy Baker…and their son Branson, 9, were heading into town here…when their truck was picked up and tossed into a tree by a tornado… thankfully, Branson rose to the challenge… and just check out these pictures of their truck…
And now for the main “events”:
In Wilmington, North Carolina, Joao Vithor De Lara Silva, 24, was recently charged with felony larceny of a motor vehicle, injury to personal property and driving while license revoked impaired…ah, but the vehicle he stole… and his getaway… not to mention a classic mugshot…
In Miami, Florida, an unnamed man was caught trying to smuggle in a bag of snakes…where?
In Brunswick, Georgia, Joie Henney was visiting friends…unfortunately during that visit, his emotional support animal…who was in the running to be named America’s Favorite Pet…went missing… foul play is suspected…
In Colorado Springs, Colorado, Zachariah Crabill was fired from Colorado Springs law firm…and barred from court…after he confessed to a judge that he used ChatGPT to submit a motion in civil court… with a less-than-pristine work product, it should be acknowledged…
In Pottstown, Pennsylvania, Lawrence Kozak, 51, was charged with theft and other related crimes according to an affidavit of probable cause for his arrest… racking up more than $40,000 in expenses over the course of three years on a business credit card… playing online games…oh, and as for his employment…
And finally, in St. Petersburg, Florida, Nolan Goins, 46, was involved in a road rage incident…“over glaring headlights”…so, how did Nolan choose to retaliate? He hit the other driver in the “arms, legs, and torso” with…what?
Have a GREAT weekend, folks!
